Always park close to the door with this one little trick

"E90M3" (e90m3) 07/02/2018 at 11:41 • Filed to: necessary parking with E90M3, sarcasm

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I don’t know why everyone doesn’t already do this, but maybe you’ve noticed that there are these blue spots in the front of the parking lot near the door. You’ve probably also noticed that these spaces are conspicuously  vacant most of the time. I assume they’re always empty because everyone knows I’m more important than them, so they leave them open for me. So I park in them all the time, saves me quite a bit of walking. 

Ash78, voting early and often > E90M3 07/02/2018 at 11:43

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Maybe the Bimmer IS the wheelchair and he accidentally drove the van off without it.

/baller

bmil128 > E90M3 07/02/2018 at 11:52

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Do you wear your BMW M jacket/hat/shirt when you do that?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > E90M3 07/02/2018 at 11:53

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Driving a BMW is a handicap isn’t it?

/S

Chariotoflove > E90M3 07/02/2018 at 11:59

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*triggered*

E90M3 > bmil128 07/02/2018 at 12:02

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There are other forms of apparel? 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > E90M3 07/02/2018 at 12:24

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You did not park correctly. The car should be in 2 parking spaces at least.

E90M3 > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 07/02/2018 at 12:24

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I did my best given how massive the spots are. 

Urambo Tauro > E90M3 07/02/2018 at 12:45

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* Jaws theme plays, tow truck appears*